Saturday, 30 May 2009

Family Guy for an Emmy?


Love a bit of Family Guy???


Trust me, I do too!


Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, hopes to win a comedy Emmy which would make Family Guy the first ever animation to do so….fingers crossed.


Seth justifies his entry by stating the format of the show is very similar to traditional sitcoms.

I couldn’t agree more….in fact Family Guy most certainly feels like you are a watching a sitcom….its just a cartoon – which in my opinion, makes it even sweeter – light hearted and fun, great combo!


Seth went on to say, a lot of the writers behind Family Guy actually come from a comedy background which is even more reason to push Family Guy up there alongside the other comedies.


Last year, Family Guy made the top 10 finalists but failed to make the top 5.


Let’s hope this year, Family Guy gets just what it deserves….an Emmy!


Big Brother 10 on the horizon.


Are you waiting with bated breath for the new Big Brother to kick off?

No need to pretend, we are all a little bit curious as to what oddballs and madness we will be subjected to on Channel 4!


Apparently this year the house is the barest it has ever been!

The designers have simply decided that less is most definitely more!


There is a rumor circulating that the central theme this year is a bit of a contagious one….think viruses!!! Lol


The show kicks off this Thursday (June 4th) at 9pm so, only a few days to go addicts…only a few days! lololololol

Friday, 29 May 2009

Blow job!

Ladies, apparently there is a new way to deal with your man if he is about to leave you for another….


True story.....A Russian lady decided, rather than allow her man to leave her she would blow his nuts off!

Like literally……


She duped him into having a meal with her and plied him with alcohol to ensure when he went to sleep, he wouldn’t be waking up in a hurry.


Whilst he was sleeping, she tied explosives…fireworks to be precise, to his penis and literally blew him off….I mean, them off (boom boom).


Needless to say, he is now in intensive care and is in fact, battling for his life!


The scorned woman now faces up to12 years in prison!


Is it worth it ????


Guys, take heed – hell hath no fury……..


Tashera Simmons writes.... (DMXs wife)

Ooop!

DMX’s wife, Tashera Simmons has decided to pen her memoirs…with DMX that is!

She’s decided she wants to share her story about her life with DMX which spanned over 20 years!
(That’s a lot of dirt).

She intends to write all about him including his time in prison, resulting from various charges including drug possession

Apparently she is looking forward to telling all…..

Woof woof….dogs sure do bite!!! Ouch….tee hee

De La Soul and Damon Albarn



De La Soul is working on an album which is due for release early 2010.


The album will feature various guests including Chuck D and Flavor Flav.


DLS are also hoping to get Damon Albarn in on the action.


Del La Soul previously worked alongside Damon when they contributed to the 2005 Gorillaz track, Feel Good Inc.


They have also just finished contributing to a few new tunes for the Gorillaz album so, they are hoping Damon will return the favour!


Lets hope so eh?!


Wednesday, 27 May 2009

T.I and Tiny Tie the Knot!

Did you know T.I and Tiny are officially a couple?

No scrap that….did you know they are married a couple??

That’s right….married!

Apparently Tameka ‘Tiny’ Cottle and T.I, tied the knot in a private ceremony in Miami a couple of weeks ago.

This is the first marriage for both of them and they share two kids together.

As we know, T.I has now begun his sentence for possession of an illegal firearm… their holiday to Miami was covered up in public as their last getaway before T.I serves his time….

I do believe CONGRATULATIONS are in order!




Exodus Tyson....R.I.P


Right now my heart aches….

Mike Tyson’s daughter, Exodus has tragically passed away after an accident on a treadmill – she was only 4 years old!

Tyson has issued a statement thanking everyone for all their well wishes and has requested privacy and prayers in this, their time of need.

This is so tragic, so sad and so upsetting…

My personal heartfelt condolences go out to the family – they are most definitely in my prayers.

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Mike Tyson's Daughter.


How deep is this….?

Mike Tyson’s 4 year old daughter was found yesterday hanging from a cable attached to a treadmill!

That’s right…you read right….hanging by a cable – sheeeeeeesh!

Apparently her 7 year old brother found her unconscious and raised the alarm.

She was rushed to a nearby hospital after paramedics performed CPR on her.

She in now on life support and is said to be in an extremely critical condition.

Prayers and thoughts most definitely go out to the family!

Monday, 25 May 2009

Tyrese and Shia compete!


Oi Oi…. What’s this about Tyrese and Shia LeBeouf having a ‘who has the biggest willy’ contest????


Why wasn’t I drafted in to judge? Lololololol Joooooooooooooooooke!!!


Anyway, the story according to Megan Fox is, during filming of the Transformers film in which they all starred together, Tyrese and Shia had a friendly but competitive friendship.


Apart from comparing who was better endowed, they would compete to see who could push more weight on the bench press!


Apparently Shia put Tyrese to shame in the bench press department but what I would like to know is……who won the other competition???


Answers on a postcard please…teeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeee!


The Amy Winehouse Inspired Collection...

Like the Amy Winehouse style?


Well, it’s a good look for you if you do.


Amy has teamed up with British designer PPQ to come up with her own designer collection!!!


As we know, Amy loves the retro look so naturally, the collection will be based heavily around this theme.


The collection is tipped to feature statement pieces such as bold earrings and bracelets, all inspired by Amy!


Keep your ear to the ground for that one….


Friday, 22 May 2009

Whoa Nas!


Whoa Nas... what’s going on?


Apparently he does not want to pay a cent to his pregnant wife (soon to be ex) in spousal support which apparently, she is seeking.


He has requested the court deny her claim and told her to pay her own way and get a job which…. to be fair, right now – is near impossible – face facts….on the verge of having a baby???? Hmmmmmmm – play nice!


As most of us already know, Kelis filed for divorce from Nas back in April.

It is alleged Kelis believes Nas has been cheating on her and although she is only weeks away from giving birth to their first child, she called time on their relationship.


It doesn’t stop their, they both want full custody of the child!!!!


This looks like one of those divorce stories that get worse as they go along….


Oh what a beautiful couple they were…..it’s a shame!

Lucy Gordon found dead in Paris!


Wow… this one is deep!

Lucy Gordon, the British actress that starred in SpiderMan3 has been found dead in Paris, 2 days before her 29th birthday.
According to the Parisian police, she committed suicide!

What was so wrong?

Make you wonder eh?

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Twista and Pinky.....

What’s this about Twista and porn star Pinky making babies?????

That’s the rumour anyway…..

Twista has made a statement to AllHipHop.com claiming not only is Pinky not pregnant by him but, he has not had relations with her….EVER!

In a bizarre twist, he went on to thank Pinky for helping him promote his new album Category F5 due out in July.

Wow….that’s a new one for the record – get a porn star to claim they are up the duff with your baby, create the interest…plug the album!

OK, I get it – I think lolololololol





The LA Police have already managed to link someone to the murder of upcoming rap artist Dolla, who was shot and killed in Beverley Hills on Monday.
Apparently Dolla was waiting outside a mall with a friend when he was shot in the head….. deep!

There could be 2 other people in the frame but Police have not yet fully pursued that line of enquiry.
Police are also questioning whether the shooting was linked to an argument that took place earlier on between Dolla and a passenger during a flight from Atlanta to LA.

Dolla who was only 21, was near completion of his first album, ‘Another Day, Another Dolla’ and had signed a deal with Konvict Muzik (Akon’s label).

How sad is this story?

My question is why?

Is life so cheap that it can be taken away just like that?

So sad…. RIP!

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

MLK on the big screen!


A biopic on Martin Luther King could be arriving sooner rather than later...

After endless work, Dreamworks have announced they have finally acquired the rights to the civil rights leaders life story.

It is reported, the deal was made with MLKs son, Dexter.

Steven Spielberg along with Suzanne De Passe and Madison Jones, are all set to bring the life of the historic icon who was assassinated in 1968 at the tender age of 39 to the movies.

How fabulous…. I personally can’t wait!

I look forward to seeing how they convey greatness on the big screen!




Nipple or wart?

Oh my gosh… when I saw this story I went all squeamish!

Apparently a young woman, who went to Hungary to have a wart removed from her breast, was horrified to find surgeons had in fact hacked off right nipple instead!

Aaaaaaaaaaargh – the thought!

Naturally, an investigation into what happened is underway and the victim has sought advice from lawyers with a view to sue.

Check out the story in more depth here:

http://www.ok.co.uk//worldinaction/view/10479/Nip-Tuck-goes-wrong/

Lil Kim's 'bird' in print.


Lil Kim is set to capitalise on her recent incarceration….

Kim was found guilty of perjury and was sentenced to a year and a day in jail in 2005.

She served her time at the Federal Detention Centre in Philadelphia and has now decided to pen her jail memoirs and call the book, ‘The Price of Loyalty’.

Kim wants the book to give some kind of inspiration for those locked up and also provide insight into what it is like to be jailed!

Could be an interesting read….no?

Iman on Michelle Obama!




Iman has spoken out about the beauty of the First Lady…

In Parade magazine, Iman has declared Michelle Obama is not a great beauty but has brains and is interesting to look at, which in her opinion is guaranteed to take you further.

I agree but… Iman – the words hole and dig, spring to mind here!

Anyways, Iman went on to say, ‘If you are someone like Mrs Obama, you just get better with age’.

Hmmmmmm… what do you think?





Tuesday, 19 May 2009

MJ the magician....

Despite rumours of being sued and having skin cancer, Michael Jackson is still going ahead with rehearsals for his forthcoming tour over here in the UK this summer.

According to E! Online, magician Ed Alonzo (previously worked with Britney Spears) has been drafted in to add some magic to the show.

Apparently, Ed clarified he will not actually be performing in any of the shows he is merely there to help create the magic and illusions Michael wants.

It is alleged that if anyone is performing magic…It will be Michael himself!

What I want to know is, is this in place of the moonwalk???
Hmmmmmmmm….sounds like an attempt to distract to me lololol





Monday, 18 May 2009

Swizz and Alicia.... It's official!


As the old saying goes…. the truth will set you free and it seems as though Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys are just that.


The rumor mill has been churning on these two for a good while now.


It really kicked off a while back when Ms Keys was accused of being the reason behind the long separation between Swizz and wife, Mashonda.


Initially, Swizz strongly denied any involvement with Alicia but now it seems like he wants the world to know, he is totally in love with her, and her with him!


Swizz was quoted to have said, the reason why he held back on admitting he and Alicia were an item was because, he felt what he has with Alicia is special and he didn’t want to rub it in Mashonda’s face.


No doubt, these recent revelations are going to nark Mashonda even more…. She is already unhappy with the (Divorce) financial offer made to her as she feels Swizz is holding back information on his finances.


Oooooer…. I can see this one getting messy!

Michael Jackson....Skin Cancer?


Michael Jackson does NOT have skin cancer!

Well that’s what his physician has told a New York newspaper anyway!

Michael’s rep was responding to widespread rumours that he had developed skin cancer after doctors allegedly found spots on his neck and face.

Adding fuel to the already raging fire, Michael was spotted leaving a medical centre in Beverley Hills over the weekend, but his rep was quick to remind us, Michael does in fact suffer from Vitiligo which is a skin pigmentation disorder that results in discoloration of the skin.

Not really sure what to think about this… naturally I hope he is in good health but I am not so sure!

Anyway Michael – still love ya maximum!

Beyonce the Pro!


Not content with being one of the biggest stars on the planet right now, Ms Knowles has decided she wants to expand her horizons that little bit further…

Beyonce will be learning to drive in the fast lane…. Literally!

Apparently, Formula One champion, Lewis Hamilton has agreed to teach her how to drive like a pro!

What does hubby Jay-Z think????
Well he has already gone out and bought himself a helmet – looks like he is getting in on the action too lol

Fun……..

Cam & Adam....

Seems the wounds from Cameron’s last relationship with British model boyfriend Paul Sculfor have officially healed.

Cameron was spotted having a bit of lunch with Maroon 5 front man, Adam Levine in LA on Saturday which has sparked rumours they are a bit more than friends.

According to the source, Cameron and Adam appeared very comfortable and even seemed to be dressed alike!

Apparently Cam's recent split came about after disagreeing where the couple should live.
I guess the whole idea of settling in England proved a bit too much for Cameron…..


Sunday, 17 May 2009

Katie & Pete...The reason?



Well….looks like we have a reason for the nonsense that has been infesting not only our newspapers but our radios and televisions.

It seems the whole Jordan/Peter split, may not be the hoax I thought it was.

Why???

Well according to Apprentice TV star, Mona Lewis, Ms Price has bagged herself a new bloke!

The best part is… apparently Mona who had never met Jordan before their meeting in a nightclub back in March, reckoned Jordan confessed she is no longer in love with hubby Pete and actually wants this new guy but also wants her family life!!!!

My burning question for Mona is…..why would she want to tell you????
Never met you before???
Why???
Hmmmm…. I smell Kippers!!!!

Tyrese....Take Me Away!

Have you heard Tyrese’s new track, Take Me Away?


Mmmmmm, now I am a fan of Black Ty but…..now here’s a BIG but….WTF… A.U.T.O.T.U.N.E!!!!!!


Really, really, really not sure what is going on here.


I am all up for experimenting but hell, brutha gotta know the truth????


Bring back the old Tyrese…. Housekeepin’ and all that jazz KMT!

(I say this now but watch this space, I’ll probably end up lovin’ it by next week lol)


Check out the track f or yourself:


Friday, 15 May 2009

BET '09

So… the BET nominees have been announced and it’s clear from offset who is running the show (well sort of anyway).
Beyonce has been nominated 5 awards!
Not bad eh?
She even got a nod for Best Actress for her role in Obsessed.

Keri Hilson got a bit of a boost by receiving 4 nominations as did Lil Wayne and TPain.

I think the most interesting category (for me) has to be, Best Male R&B Artist, only because I feel Ryan Leslie is so deserving of this title.
Ryan goes up against The Dream, Neyo and Jamie Foxx in this category.

To be fair, I would have to say, 3 out of the 4 makes sense, the other 1???? Well, let’s move on lol.



MIA goes up against Lil Mama and Trina in the Best Female Hip Hop Artist category and she is also up in the Best New Artist category alongside Keri Hilson and Ryan Leslie, to name but a few (go Ryan) lol.

The Best Gospel Artist nominees are cool but where is mah boy Marvin Sapp??? Hellooooooo!

Anyway, enough of my opinions check out the nominations for yourself:

http://www.bet.com/specials/betawards09/betawards09_nominees

Promoter tries to throw a spanner in the works....


It seems the Michael Jackson circus never comes to an end!
Apparently a promoter is trying to prevent the King of Pop from performing over here in London this coming summer because it is alleged he entered into a contract which requires him to perform a Jackson family reunion concert before performing any other concert until 2010!

It seems an attempt to contact MJ’s people has been unsuccessful and currently, the promoter with the bee in his bonnet is threatening to sue if negotiations cannot be made….ooooer!

Meanwhile, rehearsals and preparations for the concert continue on…….

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Eminem sparks wee wee-gate....

OK so Eminem is not easing up....

He has gone one stage further and claimed he engaged in some water sports with Ms Carey and she was the recipient..... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuw!

Wow, that’s some fighting talk right there......waaaaaay low!!!!

Yuckity, yuck yuck!

Mr Hudson... the next best thing?


Keep your eyes and ears open for the upcoming second album from UK artist, Mr Hudson.

Kanye West, who co produced the album, Straight No Chaser, believes Mr Hudson is so hot; he could potentially steal his crown!

Referring to Mr Hudson, Kanye was quoted to have said, ‘I think he is going to end up being really cool’.

Mr Hudson will release his track Supernova, which features Kanye on 13th June over here in the UK.

He previously collaborated with Kanye on the track Paranoid from Kanyes last album, 808 & Heartbreak.

Rumour has it, Mr Hudson is set to perform at Glastonbury and Kanye may well appear alongside him….. Watch this space!

Eminem needs to let it go....



I really think Eminem should leave the whole Mariah thing alone… I mean, dude is acting like he is infatuated with her (and her life)!

In his new track Bagpipes from Baghdad which has been leaked from his upcoming album Relapse, he refers to being locked in Mariah’s wine cellar and feasting on snack crackers in between copious amounts of wine.

After his little rant about why she did him like that, he decided to have a dig at her hubby, Nick Cannon by basically telling him to back up as he aint playin!

WAIT!!!!!! KMT

Naturally, Nick had to defend his corner basically outed Eminem as a racist whilst referring to his mix tape which referred to African Americans as N**gas and declaring his hate for Black women ….

Hold up I hear you cry….me too – waaaaaa gwaaaaaaaaaarn?

Nick then went on to say, Eminem will be sorry he ever referred to him or his wife and if he wants to meet up and handle this like men – lets do it!

Do you think Eminem will accept the physical challenge?

Places your bets with me…..hahahahahahahaha......



Monday, 11 May 2009

Cassie & Rihanna?

I know, its old news... the naked pics and all but Im still baffled (well sort of anyways)....

Cassie.... correct me if I am wrong but, yes - a pair of naked boobs are nothing but when it comes across as a cheap publicity shot..... expect to be rinsed and whats the story with Ryan Leslie releasing the pics...I mean!

Rihanna..... band and wagon are 2 words that spring to mind
when your 'shots' cropped up too - whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????!

Deary me.... sorry ladies but hey.... you wanted publicity - shame its not necessarily the kind you expected!!!!!


Lolololololol






Is this Michelle's Destiny????

Former Destinys Child member, Michelle Williams is set to appear in the London West End production of Chicago.

Apparently Michelle will star as Roxie Hart in the production from this summer!

Michelle is no stranger to the stage and has appeared in various broadway productions including a stint in The Color Purple as Suge Avery!!!

Oooo la la…….What will fellow ex band members make of this???

Or more importantly, what will Miss Knowles think???

I sense a future West End production featuring the ever evolving Beyonce…. Coming soon!!!!!




Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Madonna & Mercy



The story continues......

Apparently an appeal court in Malawi has delayed its decision as to whether or not Madonna can go ahead and adopt 3 year old, MERCY JAMES.

Rumour has it Mercy already refers to Madonna as her mom!

Madonna is desperate to be able to adopt Mercy and wants her to be the sister of previously adopted son, DAVID BANDA who is also 3!

As normal, when it comes to celebrities, the plot thickens and it is alleged, Mercy’s biological (questionable) father wants to fight for custody of her even though, he has never met the child!!!
That’s strange eh? Where have you been for 3 years huh, Daddy-O?

Anyhoo, Madonna’s lawyer is hopeful that the appeal will be a success.

I say, watch this space……