Monday, 18 January 2010

My take on CBB so far...!


I have to confess, this year I have been unable to resist the calling of Celebrity Big Brother!


What a show it has been so far eh…?


The combination of celebs in there guarantees entertainment.



For starters, you have Sov aka Lady Sovereign…what’s her story? What’s with the name? What’s with everything? Why? Why? Why?

She comes in the house and at first she actually seemed OK but suddenly, almost as if out of nowhere, she decides to switch and act like a complete and utter twonk!

Right??? Or did I miss a trick…was she always so wrong??



Alex!!!! Oh Alex aka Mr Katie ‘Jordan’ Price.

Does this man have the ability to refrain from mentioning Jordan.

I mean for crying out loud we all know you are an item…what is it? Are you trying to penetrate Dane’s mind and ring home the fact that she dumped the zero and got with the hero???(In his mind of course)…what is it?

As for this whole cage fighting malarkey….let it go – I mean if you tend to lose something more than you win…that to me is a sure sign of letting it go. Keep it as a hobby…yes…a way to keep fit….yes but a profession…NO!!!



Vinnie on the other hand….Quality!

I have to commend him on the way he so casually guns down Alex and the best part is Alex can’t even see it!

I also love the way all the other celebs tend to heed his words and almost worship him! They do don’t they??? Well kind of…

He likes to twist things and make up stories but every single time, they all fall for it – hook, line and blimmin sinker!

TV gold!


Sisqo! Arrrrr lil Sisqo (and I mean lil)…isn’t he sweet???

He actually comes across as a really sweet guy and heck…dude can sing!

He seems to be able to see the wood through the trees but plays it down.

A clear contender for the CBB title methinks… I predict it will be between him and Vinnie (this stage).


Stephanie Beacham and Ivana…two luuuuurvies!

I can’t go into overdrive on these two…that would be just plain disrespectful!


Not surprised Katia has gone, she did nothing apart from smoke, lead Jonas on and winge.

Jonas…well, for starters he needs to get a back bone, keep his clothes on and free the masturbation talk and farts!

Dane…oop – nearly forgot he was in there lol

Nicola T…surely she’s pretending to be that thick and Stephen…oh Stephen – what a funny dude..I just dig the way he breaks people off… like BIG time then justifies his rinses using the Bible…quality!


Who else…Heidi…oh yeah she’s gone too but she was funny, I think they should have kept her in, she looks like she doesn’t play…I’m sure there would have been a few more arguments if they let her stay and wouldn’t it have been funny to watch her try to move to Vinnie and get blasted????

Whatta shame she’s gone lololol.


Anyways, rant over….


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