She has just recovered from a life threatening bout of Malaria and as a result, spent the last few months fretting over the fact that Nicole Scherzinger is blatantly sexier than her and threatens to end her X-Factor career with one swish of her hips... she is in the process of getting rid of old rubbish aka soon to-be ex husband Ashley Cole, her so called ‘new’ relationship with backing dancing, Derek Hough is being questioned aaaaaaaaaand one quarter of her former band, Girls Aloud has been sticking the knife in and twisting!
Does anyone actually care?
Personally, I don’t...I mean, I can’t help but remember the foul mouthed Chav-tastic, Cheryl Tweedy that penetrated our lives a good few years back.
Apart from abusing toilet attendants in clubs, there is not much else I remember Cheryl for!
Uhmmmm, oh yes, I do recall her attempt to mime her way through her hit ‘Fight For This Love’ which clearly pirated Kelis’ track ‘Little Star’ on X Factor...but after that, not much else!
At the risk of sounding like a hater, I would just like to say, I do like to give credit where credit is due but in this case, I really don’t think it is due *shrugs*
Although I am pleased she managed to battle Malaria and win (I wouldn’t wish illness on anyone), I do wonder when and how she managed to become the Nations sweetheart...[someone please advise]!
Oh well...I guess this will remain one of life’s little mysteries.
In the meantime, for those that do like/love Ms Cole, you will be pleased to know, she has returned to our screens, perched on the X Factor panel for the next few...so enjoy! *Bleuuuurgh*!
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Cheryl Cole is nothing but a tramp with veneers and expensive clothing
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