Wednesday, 25 August 2010
A memorial of the wee-weeing kind...
Cast your mind back a little bit and see if your memory bank has the ability to forget nonsense...because I actually think mine has – I literally forgot about this ridiculous story...until now!!!
A couple of weeks back, Wendy Lewis age 32, allegedly decided to entertain herself by ‘having a wee wee’ on a war memorial!
That’s right...apparently, she couldn’t hold it!
Before I forget, let me mention...after relieving herself on the Cenotaph, she moved on to performing a sex act on a man nearby!
Maybe that’s why she couldn’t wait....
After being branded ‘Britain’s most disgusting person’ by war veterans, she was due to appear in a Blackpool Magistrates Court for sentencing last week (she was found guilty at an earlier hearing of outraging public decency) but decide to leave after only 20 mins...
Confused as to why???? Don’t worry, so am I!
Anyways, a warrant for her arrest was issued and she was ‘caught’ and detained on Tuesday night and will of course, return to court to be sentenced!
Nasty woman...
If she has such a passion for public urination and sex acts, maybe she could find a pimp that will take her on if she combines the 2 and sells herself as some sort of call girl/prostitute – she could make a mint, couldn’t she?.... just a thought (I do not endorse such behaviour really *lol*)
Anyway, enough on that little trollop...I’m off to do some more work – after all, that’s what I am paid for!
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