The headline to the article was: Pull the Udder One – Mad Cow Jailed!
Surely enough to make anyone want to read more right….?
Anyways, as I began to read the article, the mere fact that a grown woman in cow suit was drunk – was ‘deep’ enough, but to carry on reading and discover that not only was she running around scaring the living daylights out of unsuspecting children, she decided to leave her mark by urinating – yes that’s right – pissing in public!!!!
Anyways, as I began to read the article, the mere fact that a grown woman in cow suit was drunk – was ‘deep’ enough, but to carry on reading and discover that not only was she running around scaring the living daylights out of unsuspecting children, she decided to leave her mark by urinating – yes that’s right – pissing in public!!!!
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?????
Woman in a cow suit?
Drunk? I hear you say….
Let me explain or, let me try to… lol
This woman (who is already known to local authorities) was actually working to promote a local theme park – hence the cow ensemble.
Woman in a cow suit?
Drunk? I hear you say….
Let me explain or, let me try to… lol
This woman (who is already known to local authorities) was actually working to promote a local theme park – hence the cow ensemble.
As far as being ‘drunk on the job’ goes, one can only assume, this type of work was ‘not her thing’ so, the consumption of alcohol was like, very necessary to get by…?
I dunno – just a wild guess ha ha!
All the same – NOT THE LICK!!!
As a result of her ‘antics’ – she spent the weekend in a cell, in her COW suit – noooooice – NOT!
All the same – NOT THE LICK!!!
As a result of her ‘antics’ – she spent the weekend in a cell, in her COW suit – noooooice – NOT!
To add insult to injury (if it’s possible in this case), she was made to appear in court, in the outfit and plead guilty to disorderly conduct!
Oh,
Oh,
I nearly forgot to mention –
Whilst in police custody, the woman refused to calm down and continued to shout at people, telling them to ‘suck her udders’!
Suck her udders???…..hmmmm not sexy (refer to pic below-lol)
Anyway – the result of her guilty plea is not yet known but I personally think if she wants to act like a Mad Cow – treat her like one! Stick her in field surrounded by electric fence wire (so she can’t leave) and blimmin’ well leave her there!
Rant over! LOL
Check out the story yourself, by clicking the link below…..
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/twl-pull-the-udder-one-mad-cow-jailed-41f21e0.html
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